
The Dark Woods of Finsterwolde. Photo by F.
As is often the case with us, planning took a wrong turn somewhere, and we ended up in the North of the Netherlands to record some new songs.
From the ultimately grim & frostbitten vacation home comes our series of inspired guesses on how to make doom/sludge/black metal. It’s gonna take a while to finish the production, but keep an eye out, and in the mean time you can look at the ultimately TRVE picture above, taken near our home away from home Finsterwolde. For those of you who don’t know, Finsterwolde means Dark Woods in Germanic languages such as Dutch and Deutsch.
So to keep you satisfied till then, here’s a guitar-interlude thingy that F. and T. recorded. Unfortunately, M. had too much of a hangover to participate.
The Finsterwolde Interlude (MP3)
Check out our review on the Dutch e-zine Metalfan! The reviewer awarded us 60/100 points. The review is in Dutch, so you all whip out your copy of the Dikke van Dale-dictionary!
Thanks to Erik (no, not that one) for the review!
We got 7/10 points from Goddess Sioux over at Nocturnal Hall. Thanks for the rating!
Check it out over here.
Ah, sweet jesus. It’s nice to receive a review, but 1,5/10 doesn’t fucking cut it. I mean, we suck all right, but this is ridiculous.
Thanks to Robert Buder for frying us, at least there’s gonna be some discussion about it
Check out the review over here. (Oh yeah, it’s in German)
The Spanish guys over at castleofvampiria.com wrote a review about our demo and gave us a 7.5 out of 10!
Thanks to el dios perezoso for his high rating. Unfortunately my Spanish is pretty rotten, so I’m not entirely sure what he writes, but he’s commenting on how he likes the first two tracks best, and that he doesn’t like the production too much. We’ll get someone to translate, but in the meantime, sling out the babelfish, and check out the review over here.

Listen to our album on Last.fm!
So, just so yo all know, we added our song “From Under the Cold Kaleidoscope… Evil Returns In Kaeos” to the Kaeos last.fm page.
It’s added under our utterly fictional album called “An Ode to Black Metal” which is of course, available for only €666,- and contains only one single fucking track. It’s a fucking TRVE track, so well, yeah… you know, it compensates for the rest of the missing album.
Have fun boosting our stats, you bunch of retarded children!
A Review in German is now Online too. Every single word can be found here.
Thanks to Captain Chaos!
A new Review in Egnlish is also Online. It can be read at Metalrage.com.
Thanks to RoyBalowski!
We have a new Review in Dutch on Zwaremetalen.com.
Have fun reading it!
Ah well, again comments on the production. We got 47/100 from Lords of Metal. Thanks to Erik (no, not that one) for the review!
You can read the Dutch review here, or the English review over here.