We take our music seriously.
That''s why Kaeos does not have a MySpace page. We never will. We refuse to cooperate with the corrupt and mindless machine. A machine that sucks up your efforts and creations, and spits them out like a faceless, conformist mass of marketable trends. A neverending cultural stream of shit to numb the masses into believing there is no true value anymore.
If you have an inch of dignity or intelligence in you, you will stop feeding the void and take back control of your music.
Death to MySpace!
The second release by Kaeos takes a different turn. Sludge and Doom-influences abound, this release was written and recorded in a 4-day session in Vlagtwedde, The Netherlands. The EP is available for download and listen at the Kaeos website. Released on August 30th, 2009.
Full download available from the Downloads section.
Take a listen and download tracks from the player below. Enjoy.
Nothing says grim and evil more than a soothing round of mini golf.
We are Kaeos, fuck you!
The nice folks over at Soundcloud have a music-hosting service up that’s pretty awesome. You can take a listen to our demo, and it doesn’t even cost us any bandwidth anymore! Awesome!
Check the player out below, and just press play:
The Dark Woods of Finsterwolde. Photo by F.
As is often the case with us, planning took a wrong turn somewhere, and we ended up in the North of the Netherlands to record some new songs.
From the ultimately grim & frostbitten vacation home comes our series of inspired guesses on how to make doom/sludge/black metal. It’s gonna take a while to finish the production, but keep an eye out, and in the mean time you can look at the ultimately TRVE picture above, taken near our home away from home Finsterwolde. For those of you who don’t know, Finsterwolde means Dark Woods in Germanic languages such as Dutch and Deutsch.
So to keep you satisfied till then, here’s a guitar-interlude thingy that F. and T. recorded. Unfortunately, M. had too much of a hangover to participate.
Check out our review on the Dutch e-zine Metalfan! The reviewer awarded us 60/100 points. The review is in Dutch, so you all whip out your copy of the Dikke van Dale-dictionary!
Thanks to Erik (no, not that one) for the review!
We got 7/10 points from Goddess Sioux over at Nocturnal Hall. Thanks for the rating!
Check it out over here.
Ah, sweet jesus. It’s nice to receive a review, but 1,5/10 doesn’t fucking cut it. I mean, we suck all right, but this is ridiculous.
Thanks to Robert Buder for frying us, at least there’s gonna be some discussion about it 
Check out the review over here. (Oh yeah, it’s in German)
The Spanish guys over at castleofvampiria.com wrote a review about our demo and gave us a 7.5 out of 10!
Thanks to el dios perezoso for his high rating. Unfortunately my Spanish is pretty rotten, so I’m not entirely sure what he writes, but he’s commenting on how he likes the first two tracks best, and that he doesn’t like the production too much. We’ll get someone to translate, but in the meantime, sling out the babelfish, and check out the review over here.
Listen to our album on Last.fm!
So, just so yo all know, we added our song “From Under the Cold Kaleidoscope… Evil Returns In Kaeos” to the Kaeos last.fm page.
It’s added under our utterly fictional album called “An Ode to Black Metal” which is of course, available for only €666,- and contains only one single fucking track. It’s a fucking TRVE track, so well, yeah… you know, it compensates for the rest of the missing album.
Have fun boosting our stats, you bunch of retarded children!
A Review in German is now Online too. Every single word can be found here.
Thanks to Captain Chaos!