That''s why Kaeos does not have a MySpace page. We never will. We refuse to cooperate with the corrupt and mindless machine. A machine that sucks up your efforts and creations, and spits them out like a faceless, conformist mass of marketable trends. A neverending cultural stream of shit to numb the masses into believing there is no true value anymore.
If you have an inch of dignity or intelligence in you, you will stop feeding the void and take back control of your music.
Yes, Kaeos is still alive, well sort of. While one-third is fucking his Android because it can handle Flash, the second-third is fucking in Barcelona and the last one is jerking off to Internet-Pr0n (guess who that is…*sigh*) we are fueled with fun and joy. And we just wanted to let you know: we still have a lot… a LOT to offer for your daily hatred. One may think “What? Kaeos, the Band that is so awesome in their greatness have something for me? And it is for free?” Haha, Yes we do! But you know, weird. Well, first off I want to remind you that you can still make your own Kaeos Songs with the Music Generator or you can tremble in fear and read the story about the almighty Mini Golf Dwarfs and their battle against Kaeos.
But we are not done yet, ohh no. Because everyone out there who hates us will receive a special little surprise: We will force you to hear our Music until the end of your grim and frostbidden mind. So you will never forget that Kaeos put the “Dick” into Dictatorship.
The second release by Kaeos takes a different turn. Sludge and Doom-influences abound, this release was written and recorded in a 4-day session in Vlagtwedde, The Netherlands. The EP is available for download and listen at the Kaeos website. Released on August 30th, 2009.
As is often the case with us, planning took a wrong turn somewhere, and we ended up in the North of the Netherlands to record some new songs.
From the ultimately grim & frostbitten vacation home comes our series of inspired guesses on how to make doom/sludge/black metal. It’s gonna take a while to finish the production, but keep an eye out, and in the mean time you can look at the ultimately TRVE picture above, taken near our home away from home Finsterwolde. For those of you who don’t know, Finsterwolde means Dark Woods in Germanic languages such as Dutch and Deutsch.
So to keep you satisfied till then, here’s a guitar-interlude thingy that F. and T. recorded. Unfortunately, M. had too much of a hangover to participate.
It’s added under our utterly fictional album called “An Ode to Black Metal” which is of course, available for only €666,- and contains only one single fucking track. It’s a fucking TRVE track, so well, yeah… you know, it compensates for the rest of the missing album.
Have fun boosting our stats, you bunch of retarded children!
Well, it’s a band simulator. You can make us play different riffs and create your own Kaeos song! We’ve recorded some of our excellent riffs for you to combine and play. We’ve each got at least 9 riffs to play so that presents you with over 900 possibilities!
Also: You can look at us doing our moves while we play it for you.
Now you tell me, how is that not cool? So click on the image above to start making some black fucking metal!