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Listen to our album on Last.fm!
So, just so yo all know, we added our song “From Under the Cold Kaleidoscope… Evil Returns In Kaeos” to the Kaeos last.fm page.
It’s added under our utterly fictional album called “An Ode to Black Metal” which is of course, available for only €666,- and contains only one single fucking track. It’s a fucking TRVE track, so well, yeah… you know, it compensates for the rest of the missing album.
Have fun boosting our stats, you bunch of retarded children!
We here at the Kaeos headquarters discovered we weren’t TRVE and KVLT enough, and so we decided to change our band’s name to The True Kaeos. We also changed our logo (see above) and we have recorded our first track in our new old-school style. The track is called From under the cold kaleidoscope… Evil returns in Kaeos. You can download the song here:
From under the cold kaleidoscope… Evil returns in Kaeos.mp3
This song is a Fuck you to all posers that make Black Metal the weak and powerless crap it is today. We made this song to channel our hatred for the state of the scene, and all the fakers in it. Only those of the true mind understand the real meaning of our hateful spite. We are here to eradicate all the weakening influences from our lands and from our scene.
Forget not what Akhenaten once said: True Black Metal is about hatred and intolerance. No fucking compromises!
Hail Satan!
Everybody, rejoice! It’s finally here!
What is The Kaeos Music Generator exactly?
Well, it’s a band simulator. You can make us play different riffs and create your own Kaeos song! We’ve recorded some of our excellent riffs for you to combine and play. We’ve each got at least 9 riffs to play so that presents you with over 900 possibilities!
Also: You can look at us doing our moves while we play it for you.
Now you tell me, how is that not cool? So click on the image above to start making some black fucking metal!
