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Still alive and weird!

Mon, 31 May 2010 09:33:07 +0000

Yes, Kaeos is still alive, well sort of. While one-third is fucking his Android because it can handle Flash, the second-third is fucking in Barcelona and the last one is jerking off to Internet-Pr0n (guess who that is…*sigh*) we are fueled with fun and joy. And we just wanted to let you know: we still have a lot… a LOT to offer for your daily hatred. One may think “What? Kaeos, the Band that is so awesome in their greatness have something for me? And it is for free?” Haha, Yes we do! But you know, weird. Well, first off I want to remind you that you can still make your own Kaeos Songs with the Music Generator or you can tremble in fear and read the story about the almighty Mini Golf Dwarfs and their battle against Kaeos.

But we are not done yet, ohh no. Because everyone out there who hates us will receive a special little surprise: We will force you to hear our Music until the end of your grim and frostbidden mind. So you will never forget that Kaeos put the “Dick” into Dictatorship.

Last.fm updates

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 18:43:22 +0000

Listen to our album on Last.fm!

So, just so yo all know, we added our song “From Under the Cold Kaleidoscope… Evil Returns In Kaeos” to the Kaeos last.fm page.

It’s added under our utterly fictional album called “An Ode to Black Metal” which is of course, available for only €666,- and contains only one single fucking track. It’s a fucking TRVE track, so well, yeah… you know, it compensates for the rest of the missing album.

Have fun boosting our stats, you bunch of retarded children!

The True Kaeos – From under the cold kaleidoscope… Evil returns in Kaeos

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 14:28:08 +0000

We here at the Kaeos headquarters discovered we weren’t TRVE and KVLT enough, and so we decided to change our band’s name to The True Kaeos. We also changed our logo (see above) and we have recorded our first track in our new old-school style. The track is called From under the cold kaleidoscope… Evil returns in Kaeos. You can download the song here:

From under the cold kaleidoscope… Evil returns in Kaeos.mp3

This song is a Fuck you to all posers that make Black Metal the weak and powerless crap it is today. We made this song to channel our hatred for the state of the scene, and all the fakers in it. Only those of the true mind understand the real meaning of our hateful spite. We are here to eradicate all the weakening influences from our lands and from our scene.

Forget not what Akhenaten once said: True Black Metal is about hatred and intolerance. No fucking compromises!

Hail Satan!

The Kaeos Music Generator

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:15:13 +0000

Everybody, rejoice! It’s finally here!

What is The Kaeos Music Generator exactly?

Well, it’s a band simulator. You can make us play different riffs and create your own Kaeos song! We’ve recorded some of our excellent riffs for you to combine and play. We’ve each got at least 9 riffs to play so that presents you with over 900 possibilities!

Also: You can look at us doing our moves while we play it for you.

Now you tell me, how is that not cool? So click on the image above to start making some black fucking metal!