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Still alive and weird!

Mon, 31 May 2010 09:33:07 +0000

Yes, Kaeos is still alive, well sort of. While one-third is fucking his Android because it can handle Flash, the second-third is fucking in Barcelona and the last one is jerking off to Internet-Pr0n (guess who that is…*sigh*) we are fueled with fun and joy. And we just wanted to let you know: we still have a lot… a LOT to offer for your daily hatred. One may think “What? Kaeos, the Band that is so awesome in their greatness have something for me? And it is for free?” Haha, Yes we do! But you know, weird. Well, first off I want to remind you that you can still make your own Kaeos Songs with the Music Generator or you can tremble in fear and read the story about the almighty Mini Golf Dwarfs and their battle against Kaeos.

But we are not done yet, ohh no. Because everyone out there who hates us will receive a special little surprise: We will force you to hear our Music until the end of your grim and frostbidden mind. So you will never forget that Kaeos put the “Dick” into Dictatorship.

Kaeos releases ’2′

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 20:42:01 +0000

The second release by Kaeos takes a different turn. Sludge and Doom-influences abound, this release was written and recorded in a 4-day session in Vlagtwedde, The Netherlands. The EP is available for download and listen at the Kaeos website. Released on August 30th, 2009.

Full download available from the Downloads section.

Take a listen and download tracks from the player below. Enjoy.

The Kaeos Minigolf Adventure

Sun, 16 Aug 2009 13:22:29 +0000

Nothing says grim and evil more than a soothing round of mini golf.

We are Kaeos, fuck you!

Kaeos at Soundcloud

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 14:32:23 +0000

The nice folks over at Soundcloud have a music-hosting service up that’s pretty awesome. You can take a listen to our demo, and it doesn’t even cost us any bandwidth anymore! Awesome!

Check the player out below, and just press play:

Finsterwolde

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:59:46 +0000

The Dark Woods of Finsterwolde. Photo by F.

As is often the case with us, planning took a wrong turn somewhere, and we ended up in the North of the Netherlands to record some new songs.

From the ultimately grim & frostbitten vacation home comes our series of inspired guesses on how to make doom/sludge/black metal. It’s gonna take a while to finish the production, but keep an eye out, and in the mean time you can look at the ultimately TRVE picture above, taken near our home away from home Finsterwolde. For those of you who don’t know, Finsterwolde means Dark Woods in Germanic languages such as Dutch and Deutsch.

So to keep you satisfied till then, here’s a guitar-interlude thingy that F. and T. recorded. Unfortunately, M. had too much of a hangover to participate.

The Finsterwolde Interlude (MP3)

More reviews: Metalfan

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:36:38 +0000

Check out our review on the Dutch e-zine Metalfan! The reviewer awarded us 60/100 points. The review is in Dutch, so you all whip out your copy of the Dikke van Dale-dictionary!

Thanks to Erik (no, not that one) for the review!

Nocturnal Hall Review

Sun, 26 Apr 2009 17:22:44 +0000

We got 7/10 points from Goddess Sioux over at Nocturnal Hall. Thanks for the rating!

Check it out over here.

Obliveon, here we come!

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:23:10 +0000

Ah, sweet jesus. It’s nice to receive a review, but 1,5/10 doesn’t fucking cut it. I mean, we suck all right, but this is ridiculous.

Thanks to Robert Buder for frying us, at least there’s gonna be some discussion about it

Check out the review over here. (Oh yeah, it’s in German)

Review in Vampiria Magazine

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:14:45 +0000

The Spanish guys over at castleofvampiria.com wrote a review about our demo and gave us a 7.5 out of 10!

Thanks to el dios perezoso for his high rating. Unfortunately my Spanish is pretty rotten, so I’m not entirely sure what he writes, but he’s commenting on how he likes the first two tracks best, and that he doesn’t like the production too much. We’ll get someone to translate, but in the meantime, sling out the babelfish, and check out the review over here.

Last.fm updates

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 18:43:22 +0000

Listen to our album on Last.fm!

So, just so yo all know, we added our song “From Under the Cold Kaleidoscope… Evil Returns In Kaeos” to the Kaeos last.fm page.

It’s added under our utterly fictional album called “An Ode to Black Metal” which is of course, available for only €666,- and contains only one single fucking track. It’s a fucking TRVE track, so well, yeah… you know, it compensates for the rest of the missing album.

Have fun boosting our stats, you bunch of retarded children!