That''s why Kaeos does not have a MySpace page. We never will. We refuse to cooperate with the corrupt and mindless machine. A machine that sucks up your efforts and creations, and spits them out like a faceless, conformist mass of marketable trends. A neverending cultural stream of shit to numb the masses into believing there is no true value anymore.
If you have an inch of dignity or intelligence in you, you will stop feeding the void and take back control of your music.
Yes, Kaeos is still alive, well sort of. While one-third is fucking his Android because it can handle Flash, the second-third is fucking in Barcelona and the last one is jerking off to Internet-Pr0n (guess who that is…*sigh*) we are fueled with fun and joy. And we just wanted to let you know: we still have a lot… a LOT to offer for your daily hatred. One may think “What? Kaeos, the Band that is so awesome in their greatness have something for me? And it is for free?” Haha, Yes we do! But you know, weird. Well, first off I want to remind you that you can still make your own Kaeos Songs with the Music Generator or you can tremble in fear and read the story about the almighty Mini Golf Dwarfs and their battle against Kaeos.
But we are not done yet, ohh no. Because everyone out there who hates us will receive a special little surprise: We will force you to hear our Music until the end of your grim and frostbidden mind. So you will never forget that Kaeos put the “Dick” into Dictatorship.
The nice folks over at Soundcloud have a music-hosting service up that’s pretty awesome. You can take a listen to our demo, and it doesn’t even cost us any bandwidth anymore! Awesome!
And man, it’s awesome. First of all: It’s scathing. But, it completely lacks info on style and performance, and it even attacks the fact that we created an edition of 300 pieces. How is an edition bad? It’s not limited or anything! The reviewer immediately assumes that because we offer our demo for free, it must be lacking quality. It then goes on to comment on the production (it being ‘thin’). I, personally, wasn’t aware that Black Metal should conform to any standards in that regard. But hey, who am I?
I want to thank Erik from Myrrthronth for at least admitting we make music, not letting us know his review was online, and evading all actual criticism by means of his hollow review.
Let me finish it off with a heartfelt deathwish to all people who contaminate art and creativity with their German Ordnung way of looking at expression and creativity.
We’ve been thinking about making a band-picture for a while, but we never really got to it. Until now. Lo and behold: The Official Kaeos Band Photograph
Here we are, the three of us, celebrating the taking of the first real picture of us all together. Some of us were clearly more into it than others, but it's still a fucking miracle!
With a load of thanks to M. (No, the other one.) for the magnificent photography with his shiny new lens.
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