Yes, Kaeos is still alive, well sort of. While one-third is fucking his Android because it can handle Flash, the second-third is fucking in Barcelona and the last one is jerking off to Internet-Pr0n (guess who that is…*sigh*) we are fueled with fun and joy. And we just wanted to let you know: we still have a lot… a LOT to offer for your daily hatred. One may think “What? Kaeos, the Band that is so awesome in their greatness have something for me? And it is for free?” Haha, Yes we do! But you know, weird. Well, first off I want to remind you that you can still make your own Kaeos Songs with the Music Generator or you can tremble in fear and read the story about the almighty Mini Golf Dwarfs and their battle against Kaeos.
But we are not done yet, ohh no. Because everyone out there who hates us will receive a special little surprise: We will force you to hear our Music until the end of your grim and frostbidden mind. So you will never forget that Kaeos put the “Dick” into Dictatorship.
At X-plosive Metal they wrote a review of our demo. It receives 7/10 points. Upside: Originality. Downside: Production. Check out the review over here.
Thanks to Paul Dorsz for the thorough and professional review!
Apparently not everybody seems to think we are a completely shitty band. In their review of Wolves for the Throat – Ravens for the Eyes we got 7/10 from Hateful Metal’s reviewer Aceust.
The review is in German, and can be read over here.
Thanks to Hateful Metal for the review!
The first review of our demo is online!
And man, it’s awesome. First of all: It’s scathing. But, it completely lacks info on style and performance, and it even attacks the fact that we created an edition of 300 pieces. How is an edition bad? It’s not limited or anything! The reviewer immediately assumes that because we offer our demo for free, it must be lacking quality. It then goes on to comment on the production (it being ‘thin’). I, personally, wasn’t aware that Black Metal should conform to any standards in that regard. But hey, who am I?
Let me urge you all to read the review (German).
I want to thank Erik from Myrrthronth for at least admitting we make music, not letting us know his review was online, and evading all actual criticism by means of his hollow review.
Let me finish it off with a heartfelt deathwish to all people who contaminate art and creativity with their German Ordnung way of looking at expression and creativity.
Wolves for the Throat – Ravens for the Eyes, our first release containing 4 tracks, is available for free download in the Downloads section.
You can grab the whole release there, including the artwork and lyrics. If you like it better to have a real copy in your hands, you can order a CD through the Merchandise page.
If you want to take a listen, you can go to our last.fm page.
The tracklist is as follows:
- The Grinding Gears of Time
- Wolves for the Throat
- Ravens for the Eyes
Download directly: Wolves for the Throat – Ravens for the Eyes.zip