But we are not done yet, ohh no. Because everyone out there who hates us will receive a special little surprise: We will force you to hear our Music until the end of your grim and frostbidden mind. So you will never forget that Kaeos put the “Dick” into Dictatorship.

Check it out over here.

Thanks to Robert Buder for frying us, at least there’s gonna be some discussion about it

Check out the review over here. (Oh yeah, it’s in German)

Thanks to el dios perezoso for his high rating. Unfortunately my Spanish is pretty rotten, so I’m not entirely sure what he writes, but he’s commenting on how he likes the first two tracks best, and that he doesn’t like the production too much. We’ll get someone to translate, but in the meantime, sling out the babelfish, and check out the review over here.

What is The Kaeos Music Generator exactly?

Well, it’s a band simulator. You can make us play different riffs and create your own Kaeos song! We’ve recorded some of our excellent riffs for you to combine and play. We’ve each got at least 9 riffs to play so that presents you with over 900 possibilities!

Also: You can look at us doing our moves while we play it for you.

Now you tell me, how is that not cool? So click on the image above to start making some black fucking metal!

And man, it’s awesome. First of all: It’s scathing. But, it completely lacks info on style and performance, and it even attacks the fact that we created an edition of 300 pieces. How is an edition bad? It’s not limited or anything! The reviewer immediately assumes that because we offer our demo for free, it must be lacking quality. It then goes on to comment on the production (it being ‘thin’). I, personally, wasn’t aware that Black Metal should conform to any standards in that regard. But hey, who am I?

Let me urge you all to read the review (German).

I want to thank Erik from Myrrthronth for at least admitting we make music, not letting us know his review was online, and evading all actual criticism by means of his hollow review.

Let me finish it off with a heartfelt deathwish to all people who contaminate art and creativity with their German Ordnung way of looking at expression and creativity.

Mininova: over 500 downloads!

Looking at the amount of downloads on our torrent’s page on Mininova, you can see we’ve crossed the 500 downloads mark. This is very good news of course! It shows the Internet is an excellent way to distribute music, especially for beginning bands.

So if you haven’t grabbed it yet, get the torrent and download our first release Wolves for the Throat – Ravens for the Eyes

Here we are, the three of us, celebrating the taking of the first real picture of us all together. Some of us were clearly more into it than others, but it's still a fucking miracle!

With a load of thanks to M. (No, the other one.) for the magnificent photography with his shiny new lens.

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